The other day, there was a hold-up of Keybank in
but this bright fellow first thought that I who am getting towards 75, although I look
closer to 65, has no beard or mustache,
might be the 25 year old robber who, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly,
has a beard and handlebar, is wearing a black blazer and black
pants, is wearing a black cap, just because I too am wearing a black blazer
and light greysweats and a UW Cap and am that bankrobber
None too bright would bean understatement.
He then apologizes after frisking me by saying "well, a black
or Mayor Daley's gangster, or the vicious NYPD.